Richie McCaw sick sentences

here are the boring sentences

The ball came towards Richie. He jumped into the air. He held out his hands. He was excited. It was up to him. 

here are the the sick sentences

As the ball dashed to Richie He Arieled up into the air. He shot his hands out. Richie was blasted with excited roars. Everything relied on him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)